A Canadian Army toast.
Here's to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it the better it feels There ain't no soap this side of hell, that can wash away that fishy smell Women, liquor, cards and dice - To blue balls, syphilis, crabs and lice We've had them all by jesus christ - Gentlmen...
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