In The News...

[Mick!]

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-44529503/macron-tells-teen-to-call-him-mr-president

I like this, The President chiding a youth on manners and protocol, and the kid takes it.

It’s a little difference I’ve noticed between here and the UK, a little bit more respect for authority/elders. Just a bit, but enough.

 

[BlackSmith]

We respect our elders, just not enough to marry them.

 

[Mick!]

Tell Melania

 

[stig]

Great come back, Mick.

 

[Mick!]

Strangely the age gap between Trump and Melania is the same as Macron and his missus, I thought that’s was Bob was referring to.

 

[BlackSmith]

So you would marry somebody your mother’s age but not your daughters, interesting.

 

[Mick!]

Or if you were female you’d marry someone your dad’s age, but not your son’s, interesting.

 

[FireFighterZero]

Are you Trans-curious Mick?

 

[Mick!]

No I identify as a teenage bi-curious aardvark, locating partners has been difficult.

Finding restaurants with termite mounds on the menu is problematic.

 

[FireFighterZero]

Nice.


I like aardvarks.

 

[Mick!]

Don’t you dare appropriate my culture!

 

[FireFighterZero]

I am sorry!

I think I will go make some fry bread.....D'oh!

 

[BlackSmith]

I just realized how confused I really am...

 

[FireFighterZero]

We are here for ya, big guy.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Fried bread?

 

[BlackSmith]

I used to date gal that looked like an ardvark. Girl could eat an apple through a picket fence. Had long black curly hair all down her back, none on her head just down her back. Been married 35 years now.

 

[squisher]

Maniacs!

 

[MasterBlaster]

I'm curious about the kids... lil ardvarks?

 

[Fiddler]

Looks like the Admin has some re-write to do...

https://www.state.gov/j/drl/hr/

 

[FireFighterZero]

Yep. No more UNHRC.


I think it was because it contained the initials H.....R......C.......

 

[Fiddler]

That's hilarious Jim! You're on it today buddy!

 

[cory]

Yo, its over my head, would anyone be so kind as to spell it out (the humor) for me?

 

[squisher]

Hillary

 

[MasterBlaster]

Yep!

She's a joke alright.

 

[BlackSmith]

She’s the punchline...