Public transit? Now that's something that I simply do not comprehend. At least around here, the only ones using public buses are the ones too poor to own a car and people without a license. The real cream of society, I'm tellin' ya. It must be different up there. Maybe due to the snow and ice, or if you're in the middle of a big city where parking is at a premium.
Anyway, I just killed my cell phone tonight. The volume button was broken and while trying to get the volume turned up I accidentally stabbed it to death with the screwdriver. Now it simply says "Insert smartchip" and doesn't respond to any input.