Well... I did it.

[Stumper]

Chip, What if you die in a car crash due to a heart attack on your way home from a tree accident wondering how long it will be before you ever have sex again?

I don't want to pick apart yopur accident with the neverending "what if? Personally I dislike horizontal snap cuts. If it really matters that the piece not fall I am inclined to sling it off off itself then pitch the piece out. It is often slower of course.

 

[Blinky]

Chip, What if you die in a car crash due to a heart attack on your way home from a tree accident wondering how long it will be before you ever have sex again?

[...]

Perish the thought!

Now, if I died in a car crash from having a heart attack while having sex on my way home from a tree accident... THAT would be okay. ... in fact, I think that almost happened once!

 

[treelooker]

I'd rather die of a heart attack during sex

Me too, but only during or post-orgasm. I'd hate to go before I came.

but if I die from a tree accident that still beats dying in a car crash.

True enough there.

 

[Blinky]

Me too, but only during or post-orgasm. I'd hate to go before I came.

You selfish, selfish man you! ...emmm, same here.