thattreeguy
TreeHouser
i got a scared little newby out of a big black oak once.
i was hired to limb the house side, and set a pull line...thats it
but for some reason they felt like piecing down the tree, i had left the 1st climb line at 60 ft, and the other just a bit above at about 75 ft
well jackass got up to the end of the 1st rope, and pushed the knot up too far, so it was, sliding back, somehow he rotated and the knot looked weird
so he lanyarded in and sat
well by now im getting out of the last locked gate, when a guy flies up on a quad and takes me back..
i get there and he's froze
so i sent him a line with a splittail attached, he couldnt figure it out, or listen to me
so up i went
i got to him, tied in above him, came down and brought out 2 water bottles and 2 cigs
we sat for a bit and i tried to get him to walk down...his arm kept locking up....in the meantime the homeowner and his help are passing a bong around, laughing at him
i had the peanut gallery leave... so im walking him down and he keeps freezing up, and he told me he cant do it
so i told him lay back, i'll sit on you, strap you to me and ride you like a bitch to the ground.
he wasnt having it, he said he'd never live it down, so we walked down ever so slowly to the ground, where he ran off afterwards, and i wound up falling the tree,
and you know what i got..........ZERO, ZIP, NADA....thanks woulda been nice
i shoulda left his ass there, so the client couldve dealt with cops and fire men all over his grow and the idiots he hires
im glad i received the training over the years and have trained others to do it
i want to practice spar pole rescue next
i was hired to limb the house side, and set a pull line...thats it
but for some reason they felt like piecing down the tree, i had left the 1st climb line at 60 ft, and the other just a bit above at about 75 ft
well jackass got up to the end of the 1st rope, and pushed the knot up too far, so it was, sliding back, somehow he rotated and the knot looked weird
so he lanyarded in and sat
well by now im getting out of the last locked gate, when a guy flies up on a quad and takes me back..
i get there and he's froze
so i sent him a line with a splittail attached, he couldnt figure it out, or listen to me
so up i went
i got to him, tied in above him, came down and brought out 2 water bottles and 2 cigs
we sat for a bit and i tried to get him to walk down...his arm kept locking up....in the meantime the homeowner and his help are passing a bong around, laughing at him
i had the peanut gallery leave... so im walking him down and he keeps freezing up, and he told me he cant do it
so i told him lay back, i'll sit on you, strap you to me and ride you like a bitch to the ground.
he wasnt having it, he said he'd never live it down, so we walked down ever so slowly to the ground, where he ran off afterwards, and i wound up falling the tree,
and you know what i got..........ZERO, ZIP, NADA....thanks woulda been nice
i shoulda left his ass there, so the client couldve dealt with cops and fire men all over his grow and the idiots he hires
im glad i received the training over the years and have trained others to do it
i want to practice spar pole rescue next