@Bermy Yeah, humor has a way of seriously falling short over the internet. Epic fail on my end. The only thing that translates worse than humor over the internet is sarcasm. It's the effort that ultimately counts!
Australia's fauna sounds quite dangerous and or completely terrifying. I'm all set with spiders for sure. Isn't Australia also well known for having vast regions of dangerous terrain where unprepared and prepared people alike tend to perish exploring them? And then there are Blue Ring octopus, cone snails, stone fish (all of which are deadly venomous) and more people apparently perish from bee stings over there than from snake bites. You also have Cassowaries, which currently hold the title for "most dangerous bird on earth." Kangaroos have been known to f*ck people up, too. Even entire regions of Australia are potentially dangerous, with Adelaide once being referred to as the "unsolved murder capital of the world."
But your accents are awesome! =-D