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I tried to point out all the money the wife wasted buying an expensive horse trailer by showing her this photo. I'm now finding the hay on the floor very comfortable at night.

Who says water and oil don't mix?

Along those same lines... How do you tell the difference between a lady of the evening, a nymphomaniac, and a married woman? During sex, the working woman says, "aren't you through yet?" The nymphomaniac says, "are you done all ready?" . . . And the married woman says, "Honey, the ceiling...

Three friends decided to go to the big city for the weekend. Once in Knoxville, TN, they were walking down the street and saw a sign - "Shirts 2$, Pants $5, Jackets $8". After looking at their current clothing, they all said "Damn, that's a fine deal." So they added up all the money they had...