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:big-laughing-at: Stephen...its a JOKE!!!!

get that from orsm Rob?

Three boys are bragging to each other about whos father is the fastest, first boy says "my dad is so fast he can punt a football 70 yards and run down and catch it before it hits the ground" second boy says "my dad is so fast he can hit a baseball from homeplate and run out to centerfield and...

how long is a chinese name.

Irish as Paddys pig!

Italian altar boy 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Joey, I'm sure...

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!' Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like...

Subject: Irish Bank Robbery An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the teller to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shoots the guy in the...

:notworthy::notworthy::notworthy:

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following...

Hey, me too! (actually two of 'em)

:big-laugh: funny because its true.......

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. >She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, >but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in >the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. > > > >One was...

cool test http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm

I'm kinda suprised it didn't say anything about kidnapping all of our orthodontists' and bringing them back to the U.K.........;)

Thats George Carlin, right?

THIS WAS NOMINATED FOR BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR - WORTH SHARING. A SOMALIAN ARRIVES IN BOSTON AS A NEW IMMIGRANT TO THE UNITED STATES. HE STOPS THE FIRST PERSON ! HE SEES WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SAYS, "THANK YOU MR. AMERICAN FOR LETTING ME IN THIS COUNTRY, GIVING ME HOUSING, FOOD STAMPS...