Interesting quotes

[Frans]

I read this one today:

'Men are like rivers, they become crooked when they take the path of least resistance'.


Anyone have an interesting quote to share?

 

[MasterBlaster]

"Born to hunt, forced to work."

I'm not a hunter, but I've always liked that.

 

[wiley_p]

snip

 

[wiley_p]

No Butch, I guess not. I got all hyper after eating breakfast. It wasn't really aimed at anyone, and any commies or socialists that may have been offended, my apologies. I sometimes forget I'm a prick.

 

[Stumper]

. I sometimes forget I'm a prick.

But we never do.

 

[wiley_p]

Good thing. I'm always appreciative when someone reminds me.

 

[MasterBlaster]

"Live long and prosper."

 

[Brian]

"Wish in one hand and crap in the other.... which is gonna fill up first?"

 

[The Branch Doctor]

"Easy is usually illegal" contributed by my groundie Mike

"Do it once, do it right!"

"You can't walk forward successfully in the game of life if you're looking behind you." that one's all mine!

 

[sotc]

if you dont have time to do it right the first time, when are you going to have time to do it over? my grampas saying

 

[treetx]

One my grandpa uses true too:

"If I had more time I would have written a shorter letter."

 

[The Branch Doctor]

This is one I heard MANY times from my Grandpa "Jason, you will never soar with the eagles when you are flocking with the turkeys."

 

[OTGBOSTON]

"Never write if you can speak, never speak if you can nod, never nod if you can wink."-Martin Lomasney, a famous Boston politician

 

[The Branch Doctor]

"Speak softly, and carry a biiiiiiig stick!!!!"

 

[Burnham]

I rather like the one in my sig...

 

[TheTreeWiseMen]

'You can't polish a turd'.

 

[MasterBlaster]

"Don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining."

 

[pete mctree]

2 from winston churchill, he deffo had a certain way with words

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, your drunk!
Churchill: "Bessie, your ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. "

Sir Winston Churchill

 

[Burnham]

2 from winston churchill, he deffo had a certain way with words

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk!
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"

Sir Winston Churchill

 

[Tom_Scheller]

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - Patton

 

[Mr. Sir]

Pete, your Winston Churchill quote reminded me of another from him.

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would put arsenic in your tea."
Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

 

[OTGBOSTON]

"even a blind squirrell finds a nut now and then....."-unknown

 

[MasterBlaster]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

B. Franklin

 

[OTGBOSTON]

as long as we're on 'ol Ben...

"Three may keep a secret, as long as two are dead." Ben Franklin

Franklin was the rockstar of our founding fathers!

 

[xtremetrees]

Tom, thats the best one yet!.
"Easy does it- but do it" AA slogan

Experiences of our past lives percolate in our subconscious minds and become either wanted or unwanted characteristics in this life" Parmansa Yogananda