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Panda bears are the most politically correct animals..they're white, black, and asian.

Now you're joking about her income making ability? Thin ice, bud. :P

Your maid is gonna quit!

Certainly a rib. :P

Never woulda guessed!

:lol:

So the wife doesn't get jealous.

Here's ya'll a riddle. At the same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor. The other is getting oral sex from an 85-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing... What...

Makes you sleepy, snake oil joke/reference.

I don't have it, but I remembered you did. It's probably snake oil, chewable Benadryl or the like.

Speaking of which, I heard about a chewable pill today that's suppose to help with tinnitus. I don't remember the name, but I'll keep an ear out for the commercial again.

At least you got the last part correct, Bob.

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down, and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.' The white man faints and falls to the...

The English VHS is $70, the DVD is $105. Why do we think they charge an extra $35 for DVD's? As to the preview, that was some seriously funky stuff. Any idea of the year the video is set?

Hahahha didn't noticed that, Brian.

I laughed until I cried, then laughed some more.

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?' 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you...

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the...