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You 2 birds 🐦of a feather would have flocked together with my pops. I remember when he once taped over the odometer. He changed the oil when it looked anything other than honey like.

Do you have to pay extra for that option because I think Ford offers it as standard equipment!

My sister pet a chic to death when she was 3 or 4. What can I say life on a farm can be boring and lonely.

Calling Stig, one of our resident linguists.

Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them!

My dad always said growing old ain't easy but it beats the alternative.

"Blowing smoke up one's arse/ass" google the origin of that expression and get a huge laugh! If you get to the point of smoke resuscitation kits along the river Thames placed for drowning victims then you have struck comic gold!When Doctors Literally "Blew Smoke Up Your Arse" -...

!DRUGS!

Cuz it's a goddamn CHEVY !

Brian, I fully respect you and really didn't think that I was doing something unprecedented in the thread as you claimed. I had read many old posts and found contrary to your notion of not even 1 GWB joke had been posted in 14 years no less than 1 right out of the gate! As for conservative or...

2nd post in this thread by the OP read it and tell me why some people are exempt from ribbing. That political joke talked about wishing 2 elected officials dead from no less than 2 countries. Wow now we have cancel culture from both left and right! Again read POST number 1 and 2 from the OP in...

My response about irreverence was to remind that it's humor and our beloved freedoms and liberties that allow us to look and laugh if we choose.

Read the 2nd post in this thread from the OP. If that wasn't political, I really don't know what was. Sorry to have upset the joke police.

An old firewood cutter went into town to buy some files to tune up his cross cut saws and sell a couple of cords. After making purchase of his files the shop keep asks if he may make a suggestion and the old cutter obliges him. "How many cords do you cut a day with your saws? ", asked the shop...

Your not my target audience for that particular joke but I probably can muster a few Obama jokes that you would like. We need not be reverent of any elected officials they are representatives of common people, elected by common people with few if any leadership traits to set them apart from...

Why does Donald Trump like being the president so much? Because in the oval office "Nobody puts Baby in the corner." Just wrote that one, enjoy.

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a whore with diarrhea? Well... The epileptic oyster farmer shucks between fits and the whore with diarrhea f@#&s between s&%#s🤪

Wow I did enough good s%#t to erase my quick recall. Yeah now I get it. With those tickets, I mean stamps you can "take a trip round the world and never leave the farm "

Just a little f&$#ing the dog or as I prefer to call it. Romancing the Canine

Tourist walks into what is obviously a locals only bar. Not one to catch the hint he grabs a seat. Couple drinks in he notices a huge jar full of $20s . No discretion for this fellow he asks the bartender what's up with all the loot. Bartender responds, "Look buddy it's a regulars only...