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    Customers say the darnest things!

    "It izz a dis-inte-gra-tor."
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    Customers say the darnest things!

    Chip, I'd lend you my mirror but I broke it.
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    Customers say the darnest things!

    Gary, You erred. You called this person the "lady of the house". Obviously she was no lady.
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    Customers say the darnest things!

    Some goofball telemarketing punk without a real job called me today dunning me for money to support some program to "teach kids to shoot hoops instead of handguns". I told him that I thought it would be better to teach then to shoot handguns and spoiled his day.
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    Customers say the darnest things!

    "Do you cut down trees for the firewood?"
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    Customers say the darnest things!

    Okie, Try telling them "Oh no , I'm independently destitute, I just do this for spending money."
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    Customers say the darnest things!

    Emilio! Good to read you!
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    Customers say the darnest things!

    Lookey Loo "What are you doing for Mr. X?" Stumper "Removing that tree." Lookey Loo "Is it dying?" Stumper "Yes. Today."
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    Customers say the darnest things!

    "Today trees ,tomorrow people! Hahahahhahahheeehawhaw.":evil:
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    Customers say the darnest things!

    Jason. Next time tell her that the printer is broken and it can't make any cash.
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