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LOL

Looks like a shadow and a bruise.

hahahaha

So this joke is meant to be told, not written, but too funny to me not to share. Do you know the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones sing, "Hey, Hey, You, You, Get offa my cloud!". A Scotsman yells, "Hey, Hey, MacLeod (McCloud), get offa my ewe!".

That's really funny. Auto Correct is my greatest enema.

A new form of the stink-eye.

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what's the difference between a lesbian and a Triscuit? One's a snack cracker and the other's a crack snacker.

HAAHAAHAA

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

I only heard about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac that stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog.

haha

So this one need some Scottish accent imagined, and the Mick Jagger impersonated, better told than read, but I just went past McLeod St.... What the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones sing, "Hey, Hey, You, you get-offa my cloud!" A Scotsman yells, "Hey...

That's funny. Tolerance is much more than having one's own desires accepted.