A favorite fantasy is to return the customer's trees to them, dumped in the driveway. Of course this is very likely to result in a visit from your local sheriff's deputy and possibly an unscheduled trip downtown.
I keep reminding myself that revenge is a dish best served cold. That keeps me...
I currently have the same situation with a lady from my dad's church. She had me do some work, 3-4 small removals plus some trimming. The house is on a corner and the only access is the driveway which goes over a small ditch (pie shaped lot). The drive already had 37 cracks so I didn't bother...
Get a bunch of your friends and go spend an evening at his bar. Run up a big tab (about $500 worth) and then at the end of the night tell him to just take it out of what he owes you. Leave a big tip for the waitress and walk out.
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