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You big hunk of man you!

Where does the brush go? I want a chipper with a small singularity in it and everything that is fed into it stays in it and never comes out. I could paint a line on the infeed and call it the event horizon and inform the ground guys that everything that passes that line is gone forever so...

I had a customer who when he came home was overjoyed at all the shrub pruning we did. "Its as if the 'Shrub Fairy' came by while I was gone!" Too bad I have all of my business cards printed out or I'd change my company name to The Shrub Fairy or perhaps The Shrub Faerie, to mess with all...

We were working in a tree in front of the Santa Rosa Library while it was closed for Presidents day and had to keep telling patrons that the library was closed. One young fellow upon hearing the reason it was closed said defiantly, "F'ING CLINTON, I DIDN"T EVEN VOTE FOR HIM!" Another favorite...