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Did you hear they got the electric eel out of the public swimming pool? Now you can swim there free of charge! love nick

Did you hear about the gold digger that broke his axe? It was a miner inconvenience love nick

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The...

Karina made this one up over dinner last night (it's better if you say it out loud): What do you call a tree climbing pirate? .... ..... An "aRRRRRRRborist"!!! love nick

AWESOME!!! I laughed in surprise at that one!!! love nick

Okay, that was a nasty joke...but more importantly...how the hell did you do that? love nick

MB, that was kinda cool! Karina really liked it...and I think it's NOT dirty! love nick

Here is her follow up on the Today Show <object width="425" height="353"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fQKNvPn3V-8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fQKNvPn3V-8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"...

That one took me wayyyyy too long to figure out!

Have I shared this one: How do you kill a pet rock? ... ... You put it in a bag of kittens and throw it in the river! love nick

AWESOME!!! Karina did the old LOL on this one! love nick

Heyyyy...why didn't I get a newsletter? love nick

DOH!

I was concerned that I wasn't getting. Now I get it.... I left my harp in sam clams disco = I left my heart in san fran cisco! Okay, that's not even funny one bit. love nick

How do you kill a pet rock? You put it in a bag of kittens and throw it in the river!!!!

The elephant story was perfect! Thank you so much for that! love nick

Two muffins are in the oven.... First muffin mumbles, "man, it's getting hot in here." The second muffin screams, "AHHHHHH ......A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"