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  1. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    As much as I disapprove of bears and mountain lions, I'm cool with sharks.
  2. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    Hey, I was married - once!!!
  3. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    Just say "Woman! Stay off my computer and get me a beer!" Easypeasy.
  4. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    Just command her! Wives love to be told what to do!
  5. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    I like the raingear!
  6. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    Cool rafts! I'd want mine maybe 2 or 3 tubes wider.
  7. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    Bartending in a strip joint was one of my more unusual jobs. I loved it!!!
  8. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    Hey, knock yourself out. I only want my strippers nude.
  9. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    Just cuz children in Denmark get to freely view a stranger's genitals don't mean we roll like that over here.
  10. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    You need a paintball gun.
  11. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    I bet it's fun... I'd like to do it on a comfortable, overcast day. I really hate heat and extended exposure to direct sunshine in my old age.
  12. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    Do they have outriggers for kayaks?
  13. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    Damn! I could get a new bass drum for that kinda coin!
  14. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    Not cheap! You'd wind up with cannonball calves, cool.
  15. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    I could do that. if I was him...
  16. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    I want a kick bike.
  17. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    That makes sense!
  18. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    It sounds like fun, but I'd hate to be in direct sunshine for sure. Perhaps some full moon paddling...
  19. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    I can dig it!
  20. MasterBlaster

    Stand Up Paddling

    No lake bear's gonna get me!
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