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Is a frogs ass water tight?

HAMMER: Tool used to make blood shoot out from under your fingernails, works quite well.

Its funny too!

A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?" "Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained, "And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. She's blonde and built like a brick shithouse. She's so horny that every...

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked,'Grandpa, can I have a beer? Grandpa replied 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, It's just a little pecker!'...

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice." The Arab, obviously...

A man from Texas buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced "A typical Texas baby boy weighing twenty pounds." Congratulations shower all around, and many exclamations of 'wow!' are heard. Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says...

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn’t bad for 57, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter 3 some? I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her place...

Johnny wanted to have *** with a girl in his office but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have *** with you..." but................... The girl said "NO." Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw...

Old man gets in an elevator and stands next to an old lady. After a few floors..... Man: Excuse me ma'am, can I smell your pussy? Lady: (in disgust) NO! Man: Oh, then it must be your feet.