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And in local news....... Local man dies of hypothermia.....last heard saying "I've never felt so alive!"

There ain't a gawddamn worm existent that can tolerate my system. Anyway....you dont get to looking like John Candy's brother by having a werm.

The Georgia thing was a political dig...not from TBL. Are you a fugging park Ranger now or something?

Yes yes yes. The only thing worse than hook worm is lock jaw.

Nobody got it right away though. Or if they did they were just stringing me along.

I'm fugging with you guys in case ya didn't know.

They got stiffed 400 bucks in Georgia. Now they are buying Vienna Weenies in bulk.

Drinking my coffee.....enjoying my coffee.....

They won't let you take em on an airplane anymore....so why bother? You want a buffalo? I'll get you a buffalo. Believe me there are ways. I'll have you a buffalo by 2 o'clock this afternoon. With green nail polish....

I bet you were a walking Under Armor bill board while you did it.

People with money who throw thier shoes away, and tourists that get squashed trying to pet buffalo are the real reason our founding fathers came up with the electoral college. Emotional support animals are another reason....

Thats the silliest thing I have ever heard. Going barefoot....which they did thousands and thousands of years ago....on asphalt. Asphalt being a fairly modern travel path. Thats like using a pointy stick to hunt with while wearing a space suit. Or a cave man using a laser blaster. Town...

Frogsnacks.