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Yup! Of course no one in the house puts wipes or tampons in the toilet and when you pull em back the customer is shocked. “How did those get in there?!”

And then I show up with the large sewer machine to clear the main of paper towels. Kleenex can cause a nasty clog as well. Most of you probably already know but those flushable wipes aren’t so flushable. Older systems can catch much of what’s put down them.

Don’t mess with a man’s hot sauce!

I went to Walgreens to get deodorant with my 9 year old daughter this morning. She pointed out the cups.

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Creative thinking there, sir!

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About right

It’s happened to me

Spot on for us colder climate folk. I drive in short sleeves in 10* weather and I’m not putting my coat on just to pump gas.

We’ve been warned

Yup! They closed our kids school since there would be rain and high winds hitting around dismissal time. Closed the next day as some very low lying (extremely few) roads were impassable but only in a few waterfront areas in the county. Closed em though anyway. 😡

I think that was the point. See how many ridiculous extra steps one could take and still get it wrong.

Don’t go to cheer practice with a sour stomach

I swear the dad in that video is my friend Bill whom I haven’t seen in over 10 years since he went out west. I swear it’s Bill!

She’ll be so touched…..

:)

From “The Karate Kid” movie. Both were characters.

A government agency, of course