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So no different from today’s accuracy is what you’re saying?

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I’ve seen that a little while ago. Tell you want, I’d be pissed if I found that in 100 years and there was only 1 bag. Dude went through all that effort so may as well completely fill the sarcophagus.

That’s how I dance at all the metal concerts but we run into each other at the same time.

I hope they don’t send me a new saw when I order her scented candles ;)

Took the words right out of my mouth!

I have “meowing” conversations with cats and I often wonder what I’m saying to them. In the back of my mind, I’m waiting for them to “give me the sharp parts” (John’s saying) because I offended them

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More Trek funnies….

You’ve heard of plumbers crack. Allow me to introduce tree guy crack. I don’t know if the crack or the prune job is funnier.

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I’m not sure of the science on this one…..

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Why didn’t the photon carry any luggage? He was traveling light! Woah!

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This is a joke. The manufacturer may not think it’s funny though.

Good call Rick!

Semi dad joke but potential appeal to Trekkies

At least he put a few nuts on the bottom to make sure the bolt doesn’t vibrate out

Hey now, there were some good ones in there!