A man is driving down the road one day and sees a sign at the end of a driveway that says "TALKING DOG FOR SALE".He pulls into the driveway,gets out of his car,and walks to the front door and rings the doorbell.The owner answers and the man at the door says,is that sign right?Yep,he's around back,go on out there.When he gets there a german shepard is staring off into the distance.The man says,can you really talk and the dog says yes.They talk for about 15 minutes and the visitor goes back to the owner and says,I've got to have that dog,how much?The owner says $10 to which the visitor says,why so cheap?The owner says,I've had that dog for a long time,and about a month ago he watched a rerun of Midway with Henry Fonda and Charelton Heston.I suppose he told you he was on the Yorktown right after Pearl Harbor and he saved a bunch of lives.Visitor says well yes.Owner says,he never even made it to the recruiters office and I hate a liar.
