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squisher
THE CALM ONE!!!!
squisher
THE CALM ONE!!!!
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."
CurSedVoyce
California Hillbilly
BlackSmith
Uncivil
MasterBlaster
Administrator Emeritus
Lock em UP!!!
BlackSmith
Uncivil
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."
The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.
"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."
The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.
"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"
BlackSmith
Uncivil
Good one Dave...
MasterBlaster
Administrator Emeritus
"An asswhupping! THAT'S what's for dinner, cocksoccer!!!"
SkwerI
Treehouser
BlackSmith
Uncivil
MasterBlaster
Administrator Emeritus
As computer savvy as you are and you don't know how to embed videos?
Is it a phone thing?
Is it a phone thing?
MasterBlaster
Administrator Emeritus
MasterBlaster
Administrator Emeritus
I think I've read that in joke form before, lol.
BlackSmith
Uncivil
I’ve tried every way but the right way Butch...
SkwerI
Treehouser
1. Click on your link.
2. Look below the video and click on the 'SHARE' link.
3. In that box, click on EMBED at the bottom of the box.
4. Click the COPY link.
BlackSmith
Uncivil
Viewed om this iPhone there is no embed link...
MasterBlaster
Administrator Emeritus
Well, there you go!
I'm glad I don't do phone internet.
I'm glad I don't do phone internet.
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