Shortest Fairy Tale

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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and went fishing and
hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer
and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted
whenever he wanted.

THE END
 
I'm livin' it!

Except I don't have a bike anymore, all the water around here is too polluted to fish and I hate golf.
 
Hahahaha. Jer, you're a card! Here's my virgin;

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale;



Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after, riding motorcycles, fishing, hunting, playing golf a LOT, drinking beer, smoking weed, leaving the toilet seat up, and farting whenever he wanted.



THE END
 
I like my version better.

A guy asked a girl to marry him one day. She said yes. He put her through med school and she has supported his lazy ass ever since. And he can do all of those other things if he wanted to.:D
 
I swear, my brain is melting. I read the 'fairy tale'....thought 'how sweet, it must be Jerry and MrsB's anniversary or something.

Crap, she said 'no'....couldn't be.

I like my fairy tale best:

She said 'shit or get off the pot'. He said, "shit". They lived happily ever after.

:D
 
My version ,she said yes and he still does all that stuff .;) I've got the farting part down to a fine art form .
 
My version is that a guy marries another guy
And the guys lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and went fishing and
hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer
and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted
whenever they wanted.
 
Gee, hope I didn't kill the thread :(

How about two guys get married and like to meet women, does that help?
It's possible.
 
I don't think that was the "fairy" he had in mind in his "fairy" tale. :/:
 
How about the shortest poem in the world?

A poem called:

Fleas

Adam had 'em

:lol:

My youngest daughter (just turned 12 today!) told me that poem when she was about 7 years old.

Gary
 
woodworkingboy said:
My version is that a guy marries another guy
And the guys lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and went fishing and
hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer
and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted
whenever they wanted.
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That version works. Erik just assumes that you have to have sex with someone if you are married to them. He obviously hasn't been married long enough.:D
 
My fairy tale reads more like a mini-series, and loses it's charm in the like the fourth paragraph.
 
In my fairytale the guy comes home last tuesday 2 minutes after his wife. She comes out on the front step and asks him: "did you buy a new television"
"No", he says. "Then how do you explain the new 23" flatscreen standing in the middle of the livingroom", she asked.
He simply couldn't explain where it came from.
Then they found a note on the kitchen table. It was from the guys parents.
"Happy silver anniversary", it said!

Turns out we have been married for 25 years and both of us had forgotten.




The danish television is changing to didgital in a few months, so our old TV won't work anymore. So my parents figured a new one would make a fine present.:)
 
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