For Jed......
Little Johnny came home from parochial school one day with a note of suspension from the office.
His mother immediately, in a furious tone, asked what he could have possibly done to warrant a suspension.
Little Johnny relied... The God damn flies!
His mother wanted to wash out his mouth right then and there... But really, just had to know what had her son meant by that statement at his tender young age......
She asked him to tell her what exactly he meant by that statement.
Johnny told her it was because of a question about God. But it was a bit of a story..
Of course... now she really needed to know and quizzically egged him on to relive the days events.
Johnny told her the priest that was teaching the class asked the class a question.... They were talking about all Gods creatures and how each certainly had a purpose. Of course Johnny thought he knew of one creature that had no purpose in Gods plan. Johnny raised his hand and was called upon.. Johnny told the teacher that flies had no great purpose in Gods plan. The Priest started to argue that every creature did. No matter what Johnny might think he knew about flies and how pesky they were.
No matter how they spoil food and transmit disease. They had a purpose. Johnny just stood there. Looked up at the priest and argued they did not... He would not back down on something he knew was purposeless in all of God's creations...
Finally, angrily and tired of the argument with a young boy, the priest asked Johnny the would go ahead then and name 3 things that have no purpose of God's creations... Or that if he could for that matter.
Johnny then loudly replied, frustrated by the priests persistence:
Yes sir....!!!
Tits on a Nun!!
Balls on a Priest!!
And the God damned flies!!