It is obvious that you guys don't have any appreciation of art.
I on the other hand am a renowned artist.
Some 10 years ago I had to remove a dead elm by an art gallery.
The gallery owner decided to have a chainsaw carver make something artistic out of it, so I was asked to just cut all the thin branches of and cut all the thick ones back to 5-6 feet.
They never got around to carving the sculpture, the tree is still there, quite rotten by now.
However, 5 years ago they had a "land art" festival in the little town, arranged by the gallery. The picture that made it into the national papers as an example of "land art" was a picture of the poor mutilated elm, that I left standing.
So there you go: Stig Bredsgard, Land artist!