Never sharpen your saw again!

[Treeaddict]

I found an article that explains that a heated chainsaw needs no oil or sharpening. Think of all the money we’d save if they existed. The same article said that pro loggers saw of choice was the 455 Rancher 😂😂🤣

 

[Treeaddict]

What Chainsaw Do Professional Loggers Use? | CDBS

Professional loggers use chainsaws that are lightweight but have lots of power behind them. The Husqvarna 455 Rancher is a popular choice by-

canberradiamondblade.com.au

Full article. It’s good for a laugh.

 

[lxskllr]

That's what Swedish candles are good for. I don't have the money for a pro heated saw, but I can make a candle, and put the saw on it between cuts. It's also easy to carry from tree to tree. Not worth the trouble for yardwork, but if you're spending the day in the woods, it's a no brainer. Easier than adding oil and filing chains.

 

[SkwerI]

So that was an April fool's joke?

 

[Treeaddict]

So that was an April fool's joke?

It doesn’t seem to be. It came up on a google search (forgot what I was looking for) and I clicked on “What chainsaws do professional loggers use” and there was this web page.

It’s some Australian supply company. It’s hysterical! I thought the 455 Ranchers as a loggers saw was great but then it got into the heated saw benefits🤣🤣. Unbelievable!

So I ordered a heater 455 Rancher from them!! I’ll be unstoppable!!

 

[Eric H-L]

Sounds like written by chat GPT.
I don’t know much about saws. Is this sentence pure hogwash?
“The Husqvarna 455 Rancher has a bar length of 20 inches, which means it has fewer bar wraps. This makes it easier to start at first pull.” Or this one “The Husqvarna 455 Rancher has a curved bar that gives you more leverage when cutting wood. The chain tightens up as you’re cutting so you don’t have to worry about the chain slipping off your bar.”
I am picturing a bar shaped like a banana. Does it curve left, right, up or down?

 

[BlackSmith]

Enough of this foolishness. Just keep your chains in this can. Works like a charm.

 

[sotc]

Thought this was a powerball thread

 

[Nutball]

I found an article that explains that a heated chainsaw needs no oil or sharpening. Think of all the money we’d save if they existed. The same article said that pro loggers saw of choice was the 455 Rancher 😂😂🤣

That was probably an AI generated article. I bet it was confusing a ported (hot saw) with heated. It just shows you how unintelligent AI is. It only simulates human thinking as well as it is programmed to, but it has no understanding, no real intelligence.

 

[Treeaddict]

Sounds like written by chat GPT.
I don’t know much about saws. Is this sentence pure hogwash?
“The Husqvarna 455 Rancher has a bar length of 20 inches, which means it has fewer bar wraps. This makes it easier to start at first pull.” Or this one “The Husqvarna 455 Rancher has a curved bar that gives you more leverage when cutting wood. The chain tightens up as you’re cutting so you don’t have to worry about the chain slipping off your bar.”
I am picturing a bar shaped like a banana. Does it curve left, right, up or down?

Right!! 🤣. In my experience, any curvature in your bar is a very, very bad thing.

 

[WoodCutr]

generally when I run a heated saw its because I forgot to turn the rectifier coolers off, which can also cause the chain to cut backwards!

 

[Marc-Antoine]

I like the "self-tightening chain". Of course, if they don't put oil in it...
Revelation of a well garded secret, the other brands and models can do that too!