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I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to...

This is how you sell a truck: http://burlington.craigslist.org/cto/4640943456.html 1967 Ford F350. You want this truck. You need this truck. - $2500 1967 Ford F350 odometer: 64490 paint color : yellow size : full-size type : truck drive : rwd fuel : gas transmission : manual title status ...

Snopes, transcripts, voice recordings and Armstrong all say, "Negative Ghostrider, the story is bull."

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim terrorist fall into the Rio Grande River; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large...

Sorry if this is a repeat, but it is too good not to post! Afternoon Delight The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" while their 8-year-old son was awake and in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood...

As I was driving home this week worrying about all the crap going on in Washington and at how my life was falling apart, I saw a yard sign that said: NEED HELP? CALL JESUS 1-800-005-3787 Out of curiosity and desperation, I did. A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

This is probably a repeat, even so, it's worth another look! THE WISDOM OF LITTLE LARRY A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said...

A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten...

Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.. Tom, the hand from Nebraskasays, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the...

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. Well, I have done something about it: a couple of nights ago I was out for...

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. Well, I have done something about it: a couple of nights ago I was out for...

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car aimed at the female driver. Ford announced the joint venture stating they will mate the Renault Clio body and drive train to the chassis off the Ford Taurus. The new car will be called the Clitaurus. It comes in pink and the...

A guys says to his wife, "I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me happy and angry all at once!" So the wife says, "Out of all of your friends, your penis is the biggest"

Sitting together on a train was Obama, a Texan, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No...

INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5 The sport of choice for...

There were protesters at the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the evils of America . I politely declined to take one. There was an elderly woman was behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand...

Fight the Power! Hopefully the Power in that thing doesn't come from batteries!

I'm hoping to find cash, stash and other stuff, but yeah, not THAT!

Apparently Willey DOESN'T get it and that is probably a good thing! On the other hand what makes this really funny is that my son just moved out and we're about to clean his old room...I wonder what we might find? :lol:

Penn and Teller originally did that bit as a petition on the street. pretty hillarious how many people signed without asking questions and how many more bought into it hook line and sinker