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Little Johnny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY. Little Johnny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no...

Christmas Tequila Cookies 1 c of dark brown sugar 1 c (2 sticks) butter 1 c of granulated sugar 4 large eggs 2 c of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins 1 tsp salt 1 tsp fresh lemon juice 1 c coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans 2 c all-purpose flour 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila...

Arrrgggghhhh, she blows! :D I laughed. :lol:

Hahaha

That version is kind of whack, but meh... good for a chuckle.

Aye.

Classic Simpson's :lol:

Justin, don't forget Right Angle Grinder from the tool list. Device used to remove metal and create a smoother surface. Also commonly know to remove parts of gloves, and in common occurances, flesh, blood, and creating scars in human operators. Common features are a side handle that is often...

Dear Abby Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out...

The evolution in teaching math since the 1950s. 1. Teaching Math In 1950s:A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Math In 1960s: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of...

I still remebered the link on psychological disordered in children Here you go Theresa http://www.webmd.com/content/article/60/67118.htm

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic...

Now that's a good political joke Brian... :lol:

:lol: Good ole Boudreaux....

Here is one I though of after the joke posted by Butch here http://gypoclimber.com/showpost.php?p=72194&postcount=93 Here it goes: kind of gross/funny 4 contractor were sitting on their tailgates eating lunch at their company's softball game. They all had their dogs with them. They all...

Hi-oh! :lol: Good one Butch.

Life in Southern California A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that, because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a...

OOOF! :lol:

hahahahahahaha :D :lol:

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar...