Search results for query: *

  1. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    It seems that Fred was a kind, devoted, longsuffering and loving husband......who didn't speak a single word to his wife for over a year. He didn't want to interrupt her!
  2. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Did you hear about the agnostic, dislexic, insomniac? He lies awake at night wondering.........."is there really a dog"?
  3. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Erik wins a prize. Lets DHMOboard him.
  4. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    My fishing buddy swears by Ring Stop. He says that it doesn't eliminate the Tinnitus but ameliorates the buzzing greatly.
  5. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff legged and walking very slowly. One of the students said to his friend, 'I'm sure the poor old man has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.' The other...
  6. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American soldier in a similar but less serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men...
  7. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Did't take anywhere near forty seconds.
  8. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Park Wildlife safety instructions.
  9. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Limp wristed-Righto, comes of living too near France.
  10. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Butch, Not racist-nationalistic....and anti-immigrant moocher(of course most immigrants are here to work or study and not to mooch).
  11. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Much better!
  12. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    That was just wrong -putting Lynard Skynard in a white trash toy set. Redneck -well okay, but not Trash.:O
  13. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Robert, This is joke thread. Please don't clutter it up with modern history and social studies. :P
  14. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Frans you made me laugh out loud.
  15. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Butch, I'll confess- I missed something. I didn't see antthing humorous.????
  16. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Ewwwwww.
  17. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Frans, I suspect you are responding in one thread to something seen in another. WE were all on the golf club auction story when you rode up and shot the eunuch for diddling your daughter.
  18. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Oh Leon, that one stunk.
  19. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    James , That one will work better if you say "one driver is a dwarf.". My wife can't tell jokes-she always substitutes a synonym that defangs the joke or tells the punchline before the set-up.
  20. Stumper

    The Joke/Funny Pic/Video Thread

    Many Years ago a friend of mine was a police officer in Lubbock Texas. One weekday morning in the midst of the morning rush he pulled over a car for a minor traffic violation. He approached the car, leaned down, and asked the driver-a young woman -for her license and registration. As their...
Back
Top