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A female police officer pulled over a drunk man, she said anything you say will be held against you. the drunk yells "TITTIES!"

micheal jackson did something not many else have done, he was born a cute little black boy, and died an old white woman.... I heard that somewhere recently, sorry if it was here or near here.... :D

now THAT is getting printed and distributed. Thanks Squerl!

What's In A Name? All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time to consider how their online name might appear! These are not made up. Check them out yourself. 1. 'Who Represents' is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their...

Might need to update that part, women are able to become president nowadays arent they? And they didnt put anything in about the farting deal. The rest seems fairly factual :D

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement...

Told to me by the homeless guy that sweeps the median at an intersection near my house after I gave him a toonie (two dollar coin). 1. Whats the japanese word for a dirty diaper? sackapoopoo... :) 2. whats at the bottom of the ocean and quivering? a nervous wreck 3. how do you circumcise a...

Ha! interesting!

Ha! Good one!

yikes!!

hey, logic would say that the robber would have, well, darn, that sounds like an unhappy marriage.... :P

:D hahaha you guys make me laugh! thanks!

This made me laugh, and I couldn't resist passing it on. You might want to save it for the future if any boy wants to date your daughters. APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...

Thanks for the laugh ! :D I like the point about " we will show you german cars, then you will understand" haha!

now THAT is highway justice! :D

I was reading the text for a bit thinking WTF? then I realized it was a joke. :)

I got an email from Derek this morning, just a sentence saying " Hi Paul, sorry to be a stranger...again… Ill get you a letter soon.. Derek" and then this text with pictures embedded beneath. :) New Standard Operating Procedures for the NSW RFS New Rural Fire Services (RFS) Chainsaw SOP's now...

LOL, you had me going! what a wicked cruel joke!

hahahah! beauty!

HAHAHA!