The Shortest Way To The Cemetery

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I couldn't resist.
 
Never noticed my occasional lazy eye till I got a smart phone and took a few selfies... only one of em works anyways...

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Haha! Yeah, he might be back in the running with that one.

I know I have told this story before, but our town's Chief of Police only has one good eye. His brother shot it out with a bb gun when they were kids.

He comes into the bar to check thing out once in a while. We always give him a ration of shit. Sometimes he will screw up and tell us he is going to keep an eye on us.......we ask him which one?

He is pretty good about it. He usually threatens to taze us, but hasn't yet.
 
This is kinda funny about tazing, start at 2.02

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