The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

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His argument is BS. He says it's a disruption. I think making it a scene is a disruption. Here's the time breakdown:

Sneeze: 1/2 second
Bless you: 3/4 second
Total time: 1.25 seconds.

Sneeze: 1/2 second
Bless you: 3/4 second
Bless you reprimand from teacher: 5 seconds
Total time: 6.25 seconds

If he was really concerned about it, he'd get all that black pepper and pet fur out of his class room.
 
I guess it's a disruption when someone says "excuse me" after a earth-shattering fart, too?
 
Sure, Stephen. No surer way to make kids do something than to ban them from doing it. :lol:
 
It would make more sense if it WAS a God fearing reason, to do it for disruption issues, he's a tool. a media whore so to speak.
 
I guess that the teach has never had a big spit wad cruise missile zoom by his ear. That might justly be considered disruption.
 
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The teacher helps show the reasoning that the cause of some folks going into the teaching profession, is the inability to make it in the private sector. Not to disrespect the great teachers there and here.
 
Yeou can't make this sh*t up?

My mother at the rehearsal dinner:

We had finished the rehearsal at the church and proceeded to the dinner. The priest arrives at the restaurant with out his cloak. My mother ends up sitting next to the priest and at the end of the evening she tells the priest "This sure has been a lovely evening, but I thought we would never get out of that church".
 
jay said it best, looks like a coach that isnt good enough, so he got stuck with the health class as well, bet he also is the driving instructor

and people wonder why i have the urge to throw people around in their own place of business, or home

wouldnt it be great to snatch him out of his chair and open hand slap him repeatedly...or maybe i'm the only one who sees it that way
 
The TSA is tops on my list of government agencies that needs to go. They're a bunch of thieves, anyways.
 
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