Pet Peeve: "Guide wire and medium"

Taking someone for granite.

"Irregardless" gets a lot of use but should just be "regardless." My sister in law got me on that one.

I love the gay steamroller. I want a t-shirt of that.
 
I know this girl who follows an incredible story with "I swear to you not".
 
You can ravel a rope end, that is fray it into individual strands... but what about 'unravel'?
 
LMAO... I got my wife good once with "unthaw".

She called me from work and asked if I could "unthaw" the chicken for dinner that she left on the counter. So... I put it back in the freezer.

We had pizza that night. :lol:
 
between that and you chainsawing your couch, you draw an interesting character profile. :P

and, I will have to pull that one some day, re the unthaw activity. :)
 
"I went hunting yesterday."

"Oh, did you catch anything?"

I said HUNTING, not FISHING!
 
It is possible to be partially insured. In fact most people are, if you run minimum auto insurance, $25k will not replace most new rigs on the road these days;)
 
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