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  1. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    I can imagine drinking two gallons of anything per day, not just coke. I like where Coca-Cola said that they weren't pleased with the findings evaluation.
  2. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    Too must zest in her life. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/02/12/coca-cola-soda-death/1912491/?morestories=obnetwork
  3. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    I did the same in high school for awhile. Some strange people are out and about in the wee hours. I recall a couple driving around in the nude...go figure? Some scary people too when working alone. I read a lot and fell asleep.
  4. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    Applicants should have experience working the greveyard shift at a gas station.
  5. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    I wonder if Obama's cell phone number was in there? http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57505236-504083/secret-service-u-haul-truck-stolen-in-detroit-ahead-of-vp-joe-bidens-visit-to-city/
  6. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    I feel sorry for this girl, or the school superintendent is an idiot, take your pick. Wtf in Texas? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/cheerleader-must-compensate-school-that-told-her-to-clap-rapist-2278522.html
  7. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    Poor guy, V, you really grilled him.
  8. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    A well dressed man? Why wear an ascot?
  9. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    The one sure thing is that the big clock keeps ticking. :|:
  10. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    i think we have some instinctual ability to know what time it is. i can often wake up in the middle of the night and guess what time it is, without any references, with very close results. Probably we have lost much of the the ability to know the time without watches and clocks.
  11. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    I have a problem knowing with what day of the week it is.
  12. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    Hells bells, "I own it, but I never wear it" . :lol: http://www.smh.com.au/world/clock-watchers-in-the-russian-blogosphere-call-time-out-20120406-1wgsg.html
  13. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    Rat poison for the teach.... http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-02-26/news/31099309_1_rat-poison-three-students-press-charges
  14. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    Dutch teenager sails solo around the world, and officials are coming after her father for her school truancy. http://www.smh.com.au/world/dutch-teenager-sails-into-the-record-books-unofficially-20120122-1qc6g.html
  15. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    Probably not bad for opening the nasal passages if you dilute it enough.
  16. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    People sniff Drano? Wonder if you can hear your brain melting?
  17. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    Yeah, when I first moved to my current abode, I bought some paint thinner at the hardware store. The guy asked for my personal stamp, a thing that kind of guarantees your identity. I asked what for, and he told me that some people buy paint thinner to sniff it, and it is against the law. I...
  18. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    :|: We need a treehouse chant about guys with a smashed foot.
  19. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    It wouldn't be the first time something like that has gone wrong.
  20. woodworkingboy

    The "You can't make this sh*t up" thread

    You know those tiny gun rings that women sometimes wear on a finger.... with earrings to match it could add up to multiple counts.
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