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I used to do a lot of work for gypsies. One of the reasons they wear two pairs of socks is so that if and when they get caught short. Shit, wipe the butt and then carry on without blisters or sweaty feet. I was once working for the same gypsy company and we were working in a village. Home...

He was a prize one bar steward!

They are more of round the camp fire stories... On one occasion though, it was roasting hot, we turned up to prune a load of fruit trees at a posh guys house. He was rude and was only interested in watching the cricket on the TV. Didn't offer a drink or even discuss the job specs so we just...

I have shat in many peoples houses. It almost became a bit of a joke on one of the crews I worked for, for a long time. 30-40 mins after I got the harness on and left the ground I would have the urge. I have so many customer crap stories that you would probably be astounded by. Either way...

I hate climbing with a turtles head. Try to get one out before I leave or at the gas station but doesn't always work to plan.