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Mr. Vandemar swallowed the contents of his mouth and wiped his lips on his sleeve. "Best way to scare crows," said Mr. Vandemar, "you just creep up behind them and put your hand round their little crow necks and squeeze until they don't move anymore. That scares the stuffing out of them." And...

My crazy ex wife could be hilarious at times. We were parked at a Mac D's one day and this guy throws his empty bag into the bushes. Wife goes over, pics it up and launches it full pelt back through his car window in his face. Told him where she'd stick the rubbish if he threw it out again... He...

BTW, the film the crow scene is taken from is darkly hilarious. 'Four Lions', about british muslim terrorist wannabe's, its a masterpiece.

I am absolutely against the death penalty, but people who litter and dump trash are probably my one exception to that.