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Mr. Sir
12-16-2008, 12:09 PM
We all wonder many times over WHY?

Sometimes
We wonder, 'What did I do to deserve this?' or 'Why did
God have to do this to me?' Here is a wonderful explanation!
A daughter is telling her Mother how everything
Is going wrong, she's failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up
With her and her best friend is moving away.

Meanwhile,
Her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter if she
Would like a snack, and the daughter says, 'Absolutely Mom,
I love your cake.' 'Here, have some cooking oil,' her Mother offers.

'Yuck' says her daughter.
'How about a couple raw eggs?' 'Gross, Mom!'

'Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?'

'Mom, those are all yucky!'
To which the mother replies: 'Yes , all those things seem bad all
By themselves. But when they are put together in the right
Way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake! '

God works the same way.. Many times we wonder why He
Would let us go through such bad and difficult times. But
God knows that when He puts these things all in His order,
They always work for good! We just have to trust Him and,

Eventually, they will all make something wonderful!
God is crazy about you. He sends you flowers every spring
And a sunrise every morning. Whenever you want to talk,
He'll listen. He can live anywhere in the universe, and He
Chose your heart.


Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here
We might as well dance! :)

Paul B
12-16-2008, 12:13 PM
not safe for agnostics? atheists?
:)

Mr. Sir
12-16-2008, 12:14 PM
Yup! Both. :lol:

Paul B
12-16-2008, 12:15 PM
groovy.

lumberjack
12-16-2008, 12:22 PM
Arseholes.

vharrison
12-16-2008, 12:27 PM
Arseholes.

Why do you say that?

Paul B
12-16-2008, 12:29 PM
I think he meant another term for the A in the NSFA warning Mr Sir posted.

lumberjack
12-16-2008, 12:43 PM
Pauly is correct :) I'm surfing on 2 screens and between the time I loaded the page and posted, Brett and Paul added a post.

Old Monkey
12-16-2008, 02:15 PM
NSFA, that's pretty funny.

Paul B
12-16-2008, 03:48 PM
and polite :)

OTGBOSTON
12-16-2008, 04:18 PM
Amen.

MasterBlaster
12-16-2008, 04:26 PM
A Salam a Lakum.

OTGBOSTON
12-16-2008, 04:28 PM
lakum salam;)

hmm
12-16-2008, 04:38 PM
thank you

woodworkingboy
12-16-2008, 06:13 PM
Accept that and toss a little money in the basket for good measure. Not totally dis-similar to the people who strap explosives on themselves and take out a market place. "You're blowing your fourteen year old self up, and everyone else, to be in accord with God's great plan".....BS

When people talk about God instead of keeping it to themselves, at one place or another, someone gets exploited, or hurt in more serious ways, as a result.

No_Bivy
12-16-2008, 06:26 PM
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VS.

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benny...your in trouble....

Mr. Sir
12-16-2008, 07:42 PM
Benny Hinn is right up there with pro wrestling, IMHO.

MasterBlaster
12-16-2008, 07:55 PM
Apples and oranges, dood.

CurSedVoyce
12-16-2008, 08:01 PM
Why does the song Money God by Big Pig keep going through my head:dontknow:
Always have liked that story though MrSir :)

Mr. Sir
12-16-2008, 08:13 PM
Apples and oranges, dood.

So... you think pro wrestling is for real? :?

MasterBlaster
12-16-2008, 08:19 PM
As real as the Baby Jesus.

Mr. Sir
12-17-2008, 07:01 AM
As real as the Baby Jesus, IMO

Fixed! :D

Banned by Squirrels
12-17-2008, 11:34 AM
I.Y.O.